Tuesday, December 27
Advertisement #117 - to advertise on this newpaper, please send in a sample of your advertisement, font size 10, Ariel script, by Monday 4:30 pm every week. 50 cents a letter.
I've been looking for the love of my life -
I've searched for him everywhere.
I've checked under the sofa of my mind,
And behind every door of my heart.
I've seen him on publicity posters for romantic comedies
And in between the pages of L. J. Smith novels -
He's tall (but not too tall),
dark (but not overly so) and (rather)
handsome.
He hides a quick smile beneath
a silent, brooding demeanor,
and has the deadly combination of
a lot of wit and a little
charm.
So tell me, have you seen the love of my life anywhere?
If so, please contact this newspaper for further details.
But he won't see this ad, because he
doesn't exist.
yours truly
10:00 PM
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xoxo